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Sports Book Taker (Louie “Long-Odds” Lombardi):
“Alright folks, step right up! Fresh on the board: When will Nirav Tolia take down his X profile to escape Niel’s tagging? Place your bets!”

Bettor (Sal “Sticky Notes” Sanchez):
“Oh, we’re betting on CEO disappearing acts now? Love it. What’re the lines?”

Louie:
“Here’s what we’ve got:
🟢 Same-Day Panic Delete: 3:1 — Nirav sees the tag, breaks into a cold sweat, hits delete faster than a Nextdoor comment removal.
🟠 48-Hour Consideration Delete: 5:1 — He calls the C-Suite, they consult Bubbles the Clown, decide to ‘temporarily deactivate for strategic reasons.’
🔵 One Week Ghosting: 12:1 — He pretends nothing is happening… until Niel tags him again on a Tuesday morning.
⚫ Never Deletes, Just Blocks Niel: EVEN odds — The classic move. Why fix the platform when you can just avoid the shareholder?”

Sal:
“What about the longshot? The real dreamer’s pick?”

Louie (leans in dramatically):
“Ah, the mythical one:

💀 Nirav Reaches Out to Niel Instead of Running: 3000:1 — Only been rumored in corporate folklore. No documented sightings.”

Sal:
“I’ll put $20 on ‘Same-Day Panic Delete.’ The man blocked Niel on LinkedIn… he’s showing signs of cardio-level evasiveness.”

Louie:
“Bold move, kid. But remember: in the Flammlandia Casino Sports Book… the house may remove your bet faster than Nextdoor removes a comment.”

Sal:
“So basically, I’ve got great odds AND a spiritual lesson.”

Louie:
“That’s right. And hey — check the board tomorrow. We’re opening a new category:

‘How many Nextdoor employees will view Niel’s profile anonymously this week?’”

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