🤣 LinkedIn Dialogue: “#Nextdoor Enters Uncharted Territory” 🤣
Niel (now a proud NXDR shareholder):
“Well, folks… I did it. I bought shares of #Nextdoor. I now officially have skin in the game. They can’t ignore the neighbor who also owns part of the neighborhood.”
Intern at #Nextdoor HQ:
“Sir… Niel bought shares. Should we delete his comments… or welcome him to the investor club?”
CFO Penny Pincherstein:
“Delete the comments. Always delete the comments. It’s tradition.”
CMO Brandy Buzzwords:
“But he’s influencing others to buy shares… creating shareholder engagement! Isn’t that… good?”
Nirav Tolia (President, holding a stress ball shaped like Alcatraz):
“Engagement? With Niel? We’ve entered uncharted waters. Someone get the crisis binder. And a Commodore 64. And reboot the intern.”
Bubbles the Clown (Employee of the Month):
“Maybe we flip a coin? Heads: delete the comments. Tails: triple-delete the comments.”
Everyone:
“Perfect. That’s the governance model!”
💼 Now the serious part — because this matters.
Comedy aside, there’s a real issue here: how a company treats its shareholders is a predictor of how it will operate as a business. If accountability, transparency, or basic dialogue are treated as inconveniences — if legitimate shareholder questions are ignored or quietly erased — that signals a deeper cultural mindset. One that affects earnings, trust, advertiser confidence, and long-term viability.
I’m now a shareholder. Others have followed after seeing my posts. That makes this more than community commentary — it makes it an investment concern.
Strong companies don't silence their stakeholders.
Strong companies communicate.
Strong companies listen.
Whether #Nextdoor chooses that path is now a question of leadership, values, and future outlook.
And believe me — as a shareholder, I’ll continue watching. Closely.
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