Doin' like Tay Tay

Well kind of. Taylor Swift is told to write songs about her exes. I don’t have exes, nor do I write music.

I do have dating app matches, that go radio silent once I reveal I don’t have a body part.

I’m convinced that women would rather befriend/date a whole bodied bad boy unaware man, than a decent in progress me.

I’m not bad, really. I’m disappointed. The names have been hidden.