RAYE STOLE MY IDEA… So I Made “Where the Hell Is My Husband? – Version 2.2”
Okay, okay—maybe Raye didn’t literally steal my idea.
But I’m just saying… the universe works in mysterious ways.
One day, I’m minding my business, wondering (as one does), Where the hell is My Future-Ex Wife? I did a music video (ver 1.0)…
And then suddenly—BAM—Raye releases a whole song with the exact same chaotic, “this dating pool needs chlorine” energy.
Coincidence?
Probably.
But am I still telling the internet she stole my concept?
Absolutely. It’s called marketing.
So, instead of being salty, I did what any highly creative, overly caffeinated, one-legged, big-band-loving visionary would do:
👉 I made my own Version 2.2.
Bigger.
Bolder.
More dramatic.
More confused about where future ex-spouses are hiding.
And where can you enjoy this masterpiece?
Right on my site:
📌 Videos Page → Music Video Category
Let me tell you—Version 2.2 has everything:
Comedic frustration
Musical flair
A touch of “I’m tired of dating apps”
And more personality than the entire Bachelor franchise
It’s fun, it’s silly, and it may or may not summon your future spouse if played loudly enough.
And Raye… if you’re reading this 👀
Listen, queen, no hard feelings.
You made a hit.
I made Version 2.2.
We can coexist in this world of romantic confusion.
But if you don’t want to send me a royalty check for “inspiration fees,” then a dinner date will do.
I’m not picky.
I like good food, good jokes, and I’ll even pretend to be starstruck—just a little.
Just don’t make me release Version 3.0:
“Where the Hell Is My Royalty Check?”
Please go check out the video, share it, laugh at it, or send it to someone who owes you a proposal.
