🗣️ “A Particular Set of Skills” — The #Nextdoor Monologue (Parody)

#Nextdoor…

I don’t know who you think I am.

I don’t work for you. I’m not one of your anonymous moderators.

I’m just a neighbor — a very persistent neighbor — with a particular set of skills.

Skills I’ve acquired over a very long career… like reading shareholder reports, noticing when metrics don’t match engagement, and asking inconvenient questions on every platform where you can’t turn comments off/on.

Skills that make me a polite nightmare for companies that avoid transparency.

If you fix your platform now — if you open communication, remove the Mount Pleasant Lead moderator, give back to the community, allow comments on LinkedIn, and actually engage with your community — that will be the end of this.

I will not repost.

I will not question.

I will cheer you on as a shareholder who wants you to succeed.

But if you don’t…

I will continue to post.

I will continue to analyze.

I will continue to highlight every contradiction between your mission and your actions.

And I will do it calmly… professionally… and publicly.

Because I’m not going anywhere.

Not on #LinkedIn.

Not on #Facebook.

Not on #X.

And definitely not from your shareholder registry.

So #Nextdoor & Nirav… Be on guard. Not from danger — but from accountability.

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