The Lotto Dudes Strike Again... Kind of 😂💰

The Lotto Dudes have completed another thrilling round of highly sophisticated investing.


The results?


We turned a $100 buy-in into...

🥁🥁🥁



$40.

That's a 60% return... in the wrong direction.


Or, if you prefer investment jargon, we posted a -60% ROI.


Warren Buffett has yet to return my calls.


The good news?


The jackpots continue to climb.


🎟️ Mega Millions (Tuesday): $800 million
🎟️ Powerball (Saturday): $600 million


That's $1.4 BILLION waiting for someone to claim it.


Now, a question for my Las Vegas friends...


Is the Lotto Store in Primm still open?


Back when I lived there, I found it much easier to skip the crowds and drive US-95 south to the first lottery stop in Arizona. It was about 20 miles farther than Primm, but during the huge jackpots, it was worth it. The line at Primm could easily stretch to an hour to buy a ticket.


Sometimes driving a little farther meant spending a lot less time standing around wondering what you'd do with a billion dollars.


As for me?


I'm still planning the beach house, the sports car, and whatever ridiculous idea pops into my head next.


One of these drawings has to go our way...


Right?


Leave a comment and let me know:


If you had to drive out of state to buy a lottery ticket, would you wait in line or take the longer drive to avoid the crowd?


Join the discussion on NielFlamm.com/blog.


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