I Didn’t Win… And You Didn’t Either (Probably) 💰🎰

I didn’t win the lottery.

And guess what? You didn’t either.

How do I know? Because this weekend’s lotto jackpots are still sitting at over $1 BILLION combined.

That’s right, billion with a B. Enough money to put me in a tax bracket where I’d suddenly need a team of accountants explaining tax-friendly countries.

Just kidding, IRS.

Sorta. 👀

Tonight’s Mega Millions jackpot is $604 million, and Saturday’s Powerball jackpot is $457 million.

When — not if — I win, I already have a few plans.

First stop? Camino Real Chevrolet because of the Camino Gals. A Z06 Corvette will do just fine. Yes, there is a ZR1, but even imaginary billionaire Niel still likes a good deal. Some habits don’t change.

Then maybe a house on the beach, because waking up to the ocean sounds slightly better than checking emails.

After that? Helping communities and causes I care about.

At some point, how much money does one person need to stack away just because? There’s a difference between living comfortably and hoarding a mountain of cash you could never possibly spend.

That being said, if the winning numbers hit… no, I am not suddenly available to an eighth-removed cousin from my ex-wife’s side of the family. Also, please don’t invite me into your “once-in-a-lifetime business opportunity” that suspiciously feels like Devil Corp wearing a fancy suit.

Dream big. Have fun.

After all…

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.