🔥 Inside Nextdoor HQ — Emergency Boardroom Meeting (Totally Fictional, Totally Satire) 🔥
President Nirav Tolia (fictional/parody version):
“Alright, team, we have a crisis. A Niel Flamm-sized crisis. He’s posting again on our LinkedIn page. We need solutions. Big ones.”
CFO: Penny Pincherstein
“Sir, we can’t keep paying people to delete his comments. The budget is already tight after buying that new company toaster.”
CMO: Brandy Buzzwords
“Have we tried sending him an inspirational quote? Or a calming GIF? Maybe a neighborly haiku?”
CISO: Cy R. Breach
“Security-wise… Niel is unstoppable. He posts. We delete. He reposts. We delete. He reposts again.
Honestly, at this point, I think he’s built a bot out of pure spite.”
CTO: Techie McBandwidth
“We’re running low on servers. Every time he comments, our system logs it as a ‘High Threat Engagement Event.’ The alarms go off. Lights flash. It’s chaos.”
CHRO: Huggie Feelingsworth
“Has anyone considered just… communicating with him? I hear humans respond well to conversation.”
The whole room: gasps audibly
Chief Strategy Officer: Visionary Vaguehart
“Sir, we need a bold, innovative, synergistic, forward-thinking, AI-driven, hyperlocal solution.”
President: “Those were a lot of buzzwords. Do you have an idea?”
Visionary: “…No.”
President (exasperated):
“Okay, team. Let’s not overthink this. We need a plan to stop Niel from posting on our LinkedIn page.”
Everyone leans in…
President:
“Let’s just turn off the comments on our posts!”
Random Non–C-Suite Employee (Janitor Jim? Intern Isla? No one’s sure):
“Isn’t Niel just going to post about the fact that you turned off comments?”
President:
“…Meeting adjourned.”
🔥 A Totally Fictional, Satirical Scene Inside “Nextdoor HQ” 🔥
(None of this happened. It’s pure comedy.)
President Nirav Tolia:
“Healpmee! We’ve got another Niel Flamm comment on LinkedIn. Suit up — it’s overtime!”
Healpmee Preaz (Employee of the Century):
“Overtime again? Sir, the budget is… thin.”
President Nirav:
“Don’t worry, we’re issuing you top-tier equipment. Here—”
hands over a dusty box
“—a Commodore 64 with dial-up internet. It’s all we can afford without angering the shareholders… or the Board.”
Healpmee:
“…Sir, this computer is older than most of the neighborhoods on Nextdoor.”
President Nirav:
“Exactly. Proven reliability. Now every time Niel comments, you’ll get paged.”
Healpmee:
“Like… an actual pager?”
President Nirav:
“Yes. It’ll beep three times and vibrate violently. We programmed it specifically for Niel-related incidents.”
Healpmee:
“…Sir, may I ask something?”
President Nirav:
“Of course, Healpmee. Loyalty and questions are welcome here.”
Healpmee:
“Why don’t we just reach out to Niel and have a conversation?”
President Nirav:
stares in dramatic disbelief
“That’s a silly idea, Healpmee. A conversation? No, no…
We’ll just use every resource, all weekend, every weekend.
He’ll give up eventually.”
Healpmee:
“…Sir, respectfully, he’s already created a casino and odds system.”
President Nirav:
“Then we must stay strong. Fire up the dial-up! Delete those comments before he reposts them!”
The modem screeches loudly in the background.
Healpmee:
“Sir… I think the modem just asked for retirement.”
President Nirav:
“No one retires until Niel does.”
Update: Sunday, 11/23/25 at 2:00 PM ET — We Have a Winner (and a Deleter) 🎰🤣
Well… I checked again today at 2 PM Eastern, and surprise, surprise —
a Nextdoor employee quietly removed more of my LinkedIn comments.
At this point I’m convinced there’s someone at ND whose full-time job title is:
“Senior Comment Deletion Specialist, LinkedIn Division (Weekends Required)”
Honestly, I hope they’re at least getting overtime…
because I definitely am not. 😂
So it’s time for a new bet, a fresh line straight from Flammlandia Casino – Sports Book™:
🎯 3:1 odds my next comment disappears before I finish typing
🍕 7:1 odds the ND employee deletes my comment while eating leftover pizza
🥲 15:1 odds they finally reach out to me instead of reaching for the delete button
💀 100:1 odds they let all future comments live
Stay tuned… and place your bets wisely.
If it gets deleted — you already know —
👉 I’ll add it right back.
For official complaints, comment respawns, partnerships, or casino sponsorship opportunities:
NielFlamm.com
#fanduel #betmgm #draftkings
Taking Bets: What Are the Odds #Nextdoor Deletes My Comments Again? 🎰🤣
Over the weekend (Saturday, Nov. 15, 2025), #Nextdoor removed several of my comments… so naturally, I did what any determined neighbor would do:
👉 I added them right back.
Now that it’s late night and, I’m treating this like a daily minigame and taking bets on how long today’s comments will last:
🎲 2:1 odds they’re gone before lunch
🎮 4:1 odds a moderator “accidentally” hits delete
🃏 10:1 odds someone at #Nextdoor is reading this right now
💀 50:1 odds they let the comments live past sunset
And honestly… at this point, I feel bad for the actual Nextdoor employee managing their LinkedIn page.
You know they’re probably:
🍕 working overtime,
☕ surviving on cold coffee,
⌨️ frantically hitting “remove,”
💸 eating into the company’s resources…
…all just to delete my comments instead of, you know, helping actual neighbors.
Hang in there, mystery employee — this can’t be what you pictured when you applied for the job. 😂
Meanwhile, I’ve got time, persistence, and a sense of humor.
If/when today’s comments disappear, I’ll just add them right back.
I call it community engagement.
If any online gaming apps or platforms want to partner with the “Nextdoor Comment Survival Challenge™,” feel free to reach out. My contact info is at NielFlamm.com.
#Nextdoor #Fanduel #Draftkings #betmgm #odds #putitallonred #blackjack #probets #sportsbook
RAYE STOLE MY IDEA… So I Made “Where the Hell Is My Husband? – Version 2.2”
Okay, okay—maybe Raye didn’t literally steal my idea.
But I’m just saying… the universe works in mysterious ways.
One day, I’m minding my business, wondering (as one does), Where the hell is My Future-Ex Wife? I did a music video (ver 1.0)…
And then suddenly—BAM—Raye releases a whole song with the exact same chaotic, “this dating pool needs chlorine” energy.
Coincidence?
Probably.
But am I still telling the internet she stole my concept?
Absolutely. It’s called marketing.
So, instead of being salty, I did what any highly creative, overly caffeinated, one-legged, big-band-loving visionary would do:
👉 I made my own Version 2.2.
Bigger.
Bolder.
More dramatic.
More confused about where future ex-spouses are hiding.
And where can you enjoy this masterpiece?
Right on my site:
📌 Videos Page → Music Video Category
Let me tell you—Version 2.2 has everything:
Comedic frustration
Musical flair
A touch of “I’m tired of dating apps”
And more personality than the entire Bachelor franchise
It’s fun, it’s silly, and it may or may not summon your future spouse if played loudly enough.
And Raye… if you’re reading this 👀
Listen, queen, no hard feelings.
You made a hit.
I made Version 2.2.
We can coexist in this world of romantic confusion.
But if you don’t want to send me a royalty check for “inspiration fees,” then a dinner date will do.
I’m not picky.
I like good food, good jokes, and I’ll even pretend to be starstruck—just a little.
Just don’t make me release Version 3.0:
“Where the Hell Is My Royalty Check?”
Please go check out the video, share it, laugh at it, or send it to someone who owes you a proposal.
Enjoy!
New Video Drop: My MUSC Lab Rat Adventure + Class Shoutouts
I finally uploaded a new video to the “Life as an Amputee” section—and yes, it includes the shoutouts I promised to the MUSC Physical Therapy students who worked on me during this year’s lab.
For the last 3 years, I have volunteered as an official amputee lab rat at the Medical University of South Carolina. The students get real-world practice, I get free balance checks, bonus stretches, and a chance to crack jokes while they try not to panic about touching a prosthetic. Win–win.
During this year’s session, I told the class I’d make a video just for them… and shockingly, I followed through.
Shoutouts delivered.
I Hardly Devote Time to Being an Amputee… Somehow
Here’s the funny part: for someone who is an amputee, I barely devote any time to focusing on being one.
Why?
Because I’m too busy juggling:
Filming vlogs about movie reviews
My life as an End Stage Renal Disease patient
And maintaining my very healthy, very loud hatred of the Nextdoor platform
Being an amputee sometimes feels like the least dramatic thing happening in my life.
If you were in that MUSC classroom—this one’s for you.
Check it out under Videos → Life as an Amputee. I enjoyed the humor, dialogue, and where it looked like I was remembering everyone’s name.
More videos coming soon—because apparently, I like giving myself more shoutouts to deliver later.
Why Would a Nextdoor Employee View My Profile — But Hide Their Name?
I noticed recently that a Nextdoor employee viewed my LinkedIn profile, yet chose to keep their name hidden. And it raises several important questions:
Why keep the identity hidden?
Transparency should be a basic standard — especially for a platform that claims to connect neighbors and build trust.
Why visit my profile in the first place?
If someone from Nextdoor is following my posts, concerns, or questions, then there is clearly awareness at the company level.
And most importantly: Why hasn’t this person reached out?
If the goal is truly to strengthen communities and foster dialogue, then open communication should be the first step — not anonymous viewing from the shadows.
I’ve been vocal about transparency, data integrity, unpaid moderators, vague suspension policies, and the need for accountability within Nextdoor. If someone on their team is monitoring these discussions, I welcome a real conversation.
My contact information is public. My messages are open. And my questions have always been sincere.
Nextdoor — if you’re watching, I hope someone reaches out. Let’s have an honest dialogue.
#Nextdoor #TransparencyMatters #CorporateAccountability #Leadership #DigitalEthics #CommunityTrust
Why I Volunteer as an Amputee “Lab Participant” at MUSC — And Why It Matters for Developing Talent
Today marked my third year volunteering at MUSC’s Physical Therapy program as a real-world case study for students learning to work with amputees. I jokingly call myself their “lab rat,” (apologies, PETA) but the impact is real—for them and for me.
How This Connects to Business & L&D
As someone in Learning & Development, I see the value of experiential learning firsthand:
✔ Turning lived experience into insight
I share what helped me progress, what didn’t, and the best practices clinicians used with me—like customer-driven feedback loops used in business to improve outcomes.
✔ Building future-ready professionals
These students will treat thousands of patients throughout their careers. Helping them gain confidence now is an investment in better long-term care and stronger communities.
✔ Modeling human-centered training
Real people > simulations. Authentic scenarios build actual competence, emotional intelligence, and communication skills—key traits in any professional environment.
And yes, I still bring humor. It breaks tension, encourages engagement, and creates a safe learning space. The same principle applies in corporate training rooms everywhere.
What Students Gain
Real-world complexity instead of textbook scenarios
Immediate feedback that they can apply instantly
Confidence working with amputees for the first time
Insights from my story, challenges, and successes
Volunteering at MUSC is a reminder that the best learning happens through real experience, honest feedback, and human connection. I’ll keep showing up—with my prosthetic, my story, and a few good jokes.
#MUSC #PhysicalTherapy #ExperientialLearning #LearningAndDevelopment #HealthcareEducation #PatientExperience #CommunityImpact #ProfessionalDevelopment #LeadershipInLearning #PTStudents #RealWorldLearning #InstructionalDesign #EmpathyInPractice
Three Years a “Lab Rat”: Why I Keep Going Back to MUSC to Help Train the Next Generation of Physical Therapists
Every year, I make the familiar drive to the Medical University of South Carolina in Charleston to take part in one of my favorite annual traditions: serving as a “lab rat” for physical therapy students learning to work with amputees. This year marks my third year of volunteering, and each time I leave the campus, I’m reminded why this experience is so meaningful—not just for the students, but for me too.
And yes… I call myself a “lab rat” with pride.
Why I Do It: The Benefits for Me
Volunteering as an amputee model gives me far more than a few hours of stretching, balance testing, or gait analysis. It gives me purpose. Here’s what I walk away with each year:
1. I Get to Share My Journey
Losing a limb changes more than your physical abilities; it changes how I see the world, navigate challenges, and approach life. By sharing my experiences openly with future physical therapists, I get to turn my story into something that helps others. That’s powerful.
2. I Learn Too
Every session exposes me to new techniques, approaches, and even technologies that students are learning. In a way, I get a free yearly tune-up—tips on movement, posture, muscle balance, and little insights that help me improve my own mobility.
3. It Gives Me a Chance to Advocate
Amputees are often misunderstood, even unintentionally. Misconceptions about mobility, pain, prosthetics, and limitations come up all the time in the real world. By participating, I get the chance to break down those myths early in these students’ careers.
4. Laughter Is Good Medicine
I always come armed with jokes. Call it stress relief, call it emotional bonding—either way, humor lifts the room. I tell stories, crack lines about “missing parts,” and use laughter to erase the awkwardness students sometimes feel when working with an amputee for the first time. Humor builds trust, and trust builds better clinicians.
Benefits for the Students
This isn’t just helpful for me—this is hands-on experience that physical therapy programs can’t replicate with mannequins or textbooks.
1. Real-World Complexity
Every amputee is different. Limb length, tissue sensitivity, gait, balance, and muscle compensation can’t be entirely taught in a lecture. Students get to assess a real person with real adaptations and challenges.
2. Communication Skills They Can’t Learn from a Book
They quickly learn that working with patients isn’t just about anatomy, it’s about empathy, conversation, body language, and listening. When I share what helps and what doesn’t, they get practical insights they’ll carry throughout their careers.
3. Exposure to Lived Experience
I talk openly about my own process—what physical therapy did for me, the frustrations, the breakthroughs, the hilarious moments no one warns you about, and the best practices I’ve learned along the way. Students always tell me how valuable that honesty is.
4. Building Confidence
For many students, I’m the first amputee they’ve ever worked with. That initial uncertainty disappears quickly once we start talking, laughing, and working through the exercises. I watch them grow more confident right in front of me.
The Power of Shared Humanity
Each visit to MUSC is a reminder that education is not a one-way street. I show up to help them learn, but I also walk out feeling stronger, more connected, and more grounded in my own journey.
Through jokes, demonstrations, practice drills, and honest conversations, we build a bridge between lived experience and clinical understanding. These future physical therapists will go on to help thousands of patients over their careers—and knowing I played even a small role in shaping their skills feels incredibly rewarding.
So yes, I may be the “lab rat,” but this annual tradition is one of the most human, meaningful, and empowering things I do. And as long as MUSC keeps inviting me back, I’ll keep showing up—with my prosthetic, my story, and my sense of humor in tow.
When the Promise of Engagement Isn’t the Reality
An article like “Why share to #Nextdoor” from Newspack outlines how the platform’s integration enables publishers to reach verified neighbors and drive meaningful local engagement.
https://help.newspack.com/share-posts-to-nextdoor/
Yet what I’ve observed tells a very different story: on the very platform that promotes connection, my posts raising questions about transparency and accountability are repeatedly suppressed, engagement functions are removed, and meaningful dialogue is blocked.
If you claim a mission of “connecting neighbors” and offering true local reach, then silencing conversation and moderating through unpaid moderators under a vague suspension policy doesn’t just contradict your words — it undermines your entire value proposition.
Engagement isn’t a feature to be turned off when the conversation gets hard. It’s the foundation of trust, community, and credibility.
NielFlamm.com
#Nextdoor #CommunityTrust #DigitalTransparency #EngagementMatters #CorporateAccountability
When Mission Means Action — and What Happens When It Doesn’t
The recent article on Spokane Helpers Network highlights something powerful: volunteers stepping into real need, building genuine neighbor-to-neighbor connection, and acting when hunger hits. The nonprofit delivers over 120 meal kits each week and fills a gap for those left behind by traditional systems.
https://www.spokanejournal.com/articles/17627-spokane-helpers-network-bridges-gap-to-feed-the-hungry
Contrast that with #Nextdoor, a platform whose published mission is to “connect neighbors” and empower communities. Yet in practice, I see the opposite:
Engagement on #Nextdoor’s own posts is silenced or removed.
Moderation often relies on unpaid, untrained moderators under a vague suspension policy.
Transparency around data, analytics, and “reach” is missing.
While communities face real issues—like food insecurity during a federal shutdown—#Nextdoor seems silent.
The Spokane Helpers Network isn’t just about words — it’s about action. When a platform claims to be community-first yet spends resources managing narrative rather than helping neighbors, the mission becomes hollow.
Suppose #Nextdoor truly wants to be about connection. In that case, it should embrace open dialogue, prioritize community support, and hold its analytics and moderation practices to the same standard as nonprofits doing real work. Otherwise, advertisers, investors, and neighbors alike must ask: Is this platform really built for community, or for control?
I remain open to honest discussion — and I look forward to #Nextdoor reaching out to address these concerns directly.
NielFlamm.com
#Nextdoor #CommunityTrust #DigitalTransparency #NonprofitImpact #DataIntegrity #CorporateAccountability #NeighborhoodSupport
Nextdoor Is Moving Contrary to Its Own Mission
Nextdoor was built on the promise of connecting neighbors and strengthening community conversation. But what I’m seeing now is the opposite.
As shown in my illustration, Nextdoor has effectively shut down all engagement on its own posts—no comments, no dialogue, no opportunity for the community to ask questions or share perspectives. When a platform that claims to thrive on neighbor-to-neighbor connection disables the very engagement it promotes, something is fundamentally off-mission.
A true community platform welcomes questions. It invites accountability. It encourages transparency.
Silencing engagement—whether through hidden posts, removed comments, or freezing conversations—doesn’t strengthen communities. It protects narratives. And it raises reasonable concerns about whether Nextdoor is prioritizing authenticity… or simply avoiding scrutiny.
A mission-driven company should never fear the voices of the people it claims to serve.
#Nextdoor #TransparencyMatters #CommunityEngagement #DigitalEthics #CorporateAccountability #CommunityTrust
Press Release: Questioning Nextdoor’s Q3 Results Amid Concerns of Inflated Metrics and Lost Mission
Mount Pleasant, SC – October 30, 2025 – Following Nextdoor’s recent announcement of record Q3 revenue and positive adjusted EBITDA, community advocates are questioning whether the company’s reported growth truly reflects its stated mission — to connect neighbors and strengthen communities.
Niel Flamm, former user and digital transparency advocate at NielFlamm.com, has expressed concern that Nextdoor’s reported advertising reach and user engagement figures may be inflated. Thousands of users have been suspended or removed without apparent cause or communication, raising doubts about the validity of audience metrics presented to advertisers.
“Advertisers deserve honest data,” said Flamm. “When suspended or terminated profiles are still counted in engagement and reach statistics, the value proposition becomes misleading. A platform built on connection should not profit from silence.”
Flamm has also called attention to Nextdoor’s lack of tangible community support during the ongoing U.S. government shutdown, which has left many families struggling. “While claiming to connect neighbors, Nextdoor has yet to offer meaningful aid — such as funding meals or essential supplies — to households impacted by the shutdown,” Flamm stated. “A proposed truce included a simple gesture: provide Walmart gift cards for families relying on SNAP benefits. To date, there’s been no action.”
The response underscores a growing sentiment that Nextdoor’s priorities have shifted — focusing on financial performance over genuine neighborhood connection.
“Neighbors deserve more than quarterly results,” said Flamm. “They deserve transparency, accountability, and a platform that invests in the communities it claims to serve.”
For more information on this statement and ongoing calls for transparency, visit NielFlamm.com.
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A Different Perspective on Nextdoor’s “Strong” Q3 Results
I posted the following on Nextdoor’s LinkedIn page after it reported Q3. When is it going to realize, I’m not going away and to deal with me.
While Nextdoor’s Q3 report highlights record revenue and a path toward breakeven, there’s an underlying issue worth noting: the accuracy of its reported user engagement and ad reach.
Many users — including long-standing community members — have been suspended or permanently removed, often without transparent explanations or appeal options. These inactive or terminated profiles may still skew engagement and audience metrics, potentially giving advertisers a misleading picture of true reach and active participation.
If Nextdoor seeks sustainable growth, it must pair financial progress with transparency, fairness, and accountability to its user base. A thriving platform isn’t just about quarterly gains — it’s about earning and keeping community trust.
#Nextdoor #DigitalTransparency #AdIntegrity #CommunityTrust #EthicalMarketing #NielFlamm #NielFlammcom #SocialMediaEthics #DataAccuracy
The nuttyness in the Mount P.
I discuss this thread of nuttyness in a video in the Nextdoor category. A prime example of a “troll” and a “hypocrite.”
Enjoy!
Emails on the Vague Nextdoor Policy
Here is what I was sent and then my reply to the Nextdoor
Holding Nextdoor Accountable: A Call for Transparency and Community Action
After multiple suspensions and unanswered inquiries, I’ve issued a formal list of requests for Nextdoor to demonstrate genuine accountability and community commitment:
1️⃣ Remove the current lead moderator of Mount Pleasant, SC.
2️⃣ End anonymity for all moderators — accountability requires visibility.
3️⃣ Invest $1.2 million back into the community by purchasing 2,000 Walmart gift cards ($600 each) for families affected by SNAP delays due to the government shutdown.
These steps would not only begin to restore trust but also show real care for the neighbors the platform claims to serve.
Transparency isn’t punitive — it’s the path forward. A gesture like this could begin to heal what’s been broken.
#Nextdoor #Accountability #Transparency #CommunitySupport #DigitalEthics #CorporateResponsibility #Leadership #CommunityEngagement #DigitalIntegrity #SocialImpact
When Constructive Feedback Gets Silenced
Each time I share feedback about my experience on Nextdoor, my post is deleted. I repost it because open, respectful dialogue should be welcomed — not censored.
It’s concerning that a platform claiming to connect communities continues to silence users instead of addressing concerns transparently. Advertisers and partners should pause to consider whether investing ad dollars on a platform that lacks inclusivity and authentic user engagement is the right move — especially as Nextdoor’s market share continues to decline in an increasingly competitive social space.
I believe in community-driven platforms that foster open discussion, accountability, and respect. Until Nextdoor embraces that, meaningful engagement will continue migrating elsewhere.
#Nextdoor #CommunityEngagement #DigitalEthics #Transparency #SocialMediaMarketing #BrandReputation
Standing Up for Transparency and Fairness in Online Communities
Recently, I shared thoughtful feedback on Nextdoor’s own LinkedIn page — only to find my comments and posts removed without explanation. When I followed up by email asking where in their Terms and Conditions my posts violated policy, I received no response.
As someone who values authentic community engagement and open dialogue, I find this silence concerning. Constructive criticism and fair questions should be part of any platform that claims to connect neighbors and build trust — not something to be filtered out.
I won’t simply “go quietly into the night.” I believe in accountability, transparency, and dialogue that brings communities together — not policies that divide them or silence valid voices.
#DigitalEthics #OnlineCommunity #Transparency #Accountability #Censorship #Nextdoor #CommunityEngagement #Leadership #DigitalIntegrity #VoiceMatters
Suspended Again — But Still Standing for Transparency and True Community
I’ve been suspended again from Nextdoor until October 28, 2025 — this time for sharing a text post, a short video message, and for respectfully responding to comments.
At no point was I disrespectful toward any moderator or employee — both remain anonymous and invisible to users. Yet, the platform continues to silence open dialogue and prevent even constructive disagreement.
How can advertisers, partners, and users support a platform that claims inclusivity while relying on unpaid moderators and unseen appeal reviewers who allow no flexibility, discussion, or dissent? Inclusivity without dialogue isn’t inclusion — it’s control.
My goal moving forward is to help create alternative, truly inclusive spaces where neighbors can share ideas, disagree respectfully, and grow together — without an invisible “big brother” acting as the police, judge, and jury.
I’d love to partner with programmers, marketers, designers, and other professionals who share this vision — to bring to life a new kind of neighborhood platform built on transparency, collaboration, and genuine community connection. Let’s build something better, together.
#Transparency #DigitalEthics #OnlineCommunity #Accountability #Censorship #CommunityEngagement #Leadership #DigitalIntegrity #VoiceMatters #Innovation