The Lotto Dudes Return: A Masterclass in Financial Mismanagement 😂💸
The Lotto Dudes are back.
Mostly because apparently none of us learned our lesson.
Let's review our recent investment history.
Round 1
The pool had a $200 buy-in covering both Mega Millions and Powerball.
We won...
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$40.
That works out to about $4 per guy.
That's an 80% loss on our investment.
Most people would have taken the $4, bought a cup of coffee, and reflected on their life choices.
Not us.
We're visionaries.
Round 2
We rolled the entire $40 into Powerball.
The results?
We won...
$12.
Which means we somehow managed to lose another $28, a 70% loss on the rollover.
If you look at the whole adventure...
We turned $200 into $12.
That's a grand total return of...
-94%.
If this were a mutual fund, the SEC would politely ask us to stop.
If it were a hedge fund, CNBC would interview us just to ask, "How?"
If it were cryptocurrency, someone would still call it "a buying opportunity."
The best part?
Nobody has won the jackpots yet.
So naturally...
WE'RE DOING IT AGAIN.
Current jackpots:
💰 Mega Millions (Tuesday): $800 million
💰 Powerball (Monday): $663 million
Because clearly the definition of insanity is buying lottery tickets and expecting... well... actually, somebody has to win eventually.
The buy-in is $20.
Now here's where it gets funny.
Every lottery pool has them.
The guys who suddenly become lottery experts.
"You should buy more Quick Picks."
"No, all birthdays."
"Only odd numbers."
"Only even numbers."
"Buy them at this store."
"Don't buy them at that store."
"Get the ticket at 9:17 p.m. because Mercury is in retrograde."
Meanwhile...
When it's time to collect the money...
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When it's time to drive to the store...
🦗🦗🦗
When it's time to organize the tickets...
🦗🦗🦗
Everyone wants to be CEO.
Nobody wants to be Operations.
Well...
I've put my only foot down.
If I'm running the pool, I'm running the pool.
You can absolutely offer suggestions...
...right after you volunteer to collect everyone's money, chase down the guys who forgot to pay, buy the tickets, scan the winners, keep the records, and explain to twelve grown men why their share of the winnings is approximately enough to buy a value-menu cheeseburger.
Until then...
Sit back.
Relax.
Trust the process.
It's only failed spectacularly every single drawing.
Good luck to all the Lotto Dudes!
One of these days we're going to hit it big...
...or we'll be writing another blog post about turning $200 into enough money to split a family-size bag of chips.
🌍 Motor City Goes International
I just took another step in making my movie reviews available to more people around the world.
My Motor City review is now dubbed in Arabic, Spanish, Mandarin Chinese, and Japanese, complete with subtitles in each language. As my website continues to attract visitors from around the globe, I'm excited to make my content more accessible to international audiences.
If you speak Mandarin or Japanese—or you're learning either language—I'd love for you to check it out and let me know how it turned out!
🎥 Watch the reviews here: https://NielFlamm.com/videos
🚨 Your Weekly Email... Well, Three Weeks Late (But Worth the Wait!)
Hello Friends!
This is normally my weekly "What You May Have Missed" email.
Well...this one turned into three weeks' worth of work, so I'm a little late.
Here's the good news: if you were subscribed, this would have shown up in your inbox instead of you finding it later on the blog.
👉 Visit the HOME page at NielFlamm.com and subscribe today. It's free, you'll get these updates as they're published, and you won't have to wait three weeks for me to catch you up.
Now...let's see what you've missed.
🎬 Movie Theater Therapy
I've continued my mission of helping you decide whether a movie deserves your hard-earned money (or at least a large bucket of popcorn).
Over the past few weeks, I've reviewed everything from revenge thrillers to horror films and comedies, including Motor City and several other theatrical releases that sparked great conversations both online and in person.
Sometimes the review is about the movie.
Sometimes it's about the audience.
Sometimes it's about drinking what feels like half a gallon of Pepsi Zero while trying not to spill popcorn everywhere.
The movie reviews remain one of my favorite things to create, and hopefully they help you decide what's worth seeing on the big screen.
🏥 Health, Recovery & Real Life
Life as an amputee and dialysis patient doesn't stop because I have a website.
Over the past few weeks, I've shared updates about dialysis treatments, monthly lab work, conversations with my nephrology team, and the realities of living with kidney failure.
I wrote about replacing my dialysis backpack after the old one finally decided retirement sounded like a good idea, explained some of my lab results, and shared practical observations from treatment.
Recovery continues to teach me gratitude, patience, and serenity...
...although I still have room for improvement when someone decides the shoulder of the highway is an acceptable passing lane.
Progress, not perfection.
💼 Career & Leadership
The job search continues.
I've written about behavioral assessments, leadership, instructional design, learning & development, and what organizations can do to build stronger teams.
Leadership isn't about having the loudest voice in the room.
It's about serving people, communicating clearly, developing others, and creating an environment where employees can do their best work.
🏘️ Nextdoor, Citizen, Leadership & AI
If you've been following along, you know Nextdoor continues to provide me with plenty to write about.
Over the past few weeks, I've discussed moderation, shareholder concerns, executive communication, transparency, AI, and whether the platform is solving the problems neighbors actually care about.
I also spent time comparing Citizen and Nextdoor after using both. Citizen has impressed me with timely neighborhood safety alerts, customizable notification areas, and a focus on getting useful information to neighbors quickly. That led to conversations about customer experience, community engagement, platform priorities, and how technology can either help neighborhoods—or monetize them.
Whether you agree with my opinions or completely disagree, I hope the discussions encourage people to think critically about the platforms we use every day.
🎥 Other Internet Garbage
Some stories don't fit into a neat category.
Over the past three weeks, I've written about:
Parking between the lines (apparently an advanced driving technique).
Quiet Starbucks visits that turned into productive writing sessions.
LinkedIn scammers.
Horror movies.
Lottery pools.
Customer experiences.
Shaving products.
Technology.
Social media.
And whatever random observation wandered into my head that day.
If it made me stop and think...
...there's a pretty good chance it became a blog post.
🌎 Thank You
One of the coolest parts of this journey has been watching readers from around the world continue discovering NielFlamm.com.
Whether you're here for the movie reviews, health updates, leadership discussions, Nextdoor commentary, Citizen comparisons, career reflections, or to enjoy a fresh batch of Internet Garbage...
Thank you.
I truly appreciate every visit, comment, email, and conversation.
👉 Catch Up!
If you've missed anything over the last three weeks, head over to NielFlamm.com.
You'll find movie reviews, blogs, videos, leadership discussions, health updates, technology commentary, recovery reflections, Citizen and Nextdoor comparisons, and probably a few things that'll make you laugh...or shake your head.
And before you leave...
Go to the HOME page and subscribe!
That way these updates land directly in your inbox every week (or, occasionally, every three weeks if life gets interesting).
If you enjoy what you read, please forward this email to a friend, family member, or coworker who enjoys movies, technology, leadership, recovery, healthcare discussions, or appreciates a healthy serving of Internet Garbage.
Encourage them to subscribe, too.
Thanks for coming along for the ride.
See you next week...
...and hopefully not three weeks from now.
— Niel
🚗 Motor City: A Revenge Story That Deserved Better
Sometimes a movie sneaks into theaters with almost no fanfare, and you wonder if it's worth taking a chance. That was exactly my thought when I saw Motor City on the schedule.
I almost skipped it.
I'm glad I didn't.
Without spoiling anything, Motor City delivers more than I expected. The atmosphere, the sound design, the performances, and the tension all come together in a way that's best experienced on the big screen. It's one of those films that reminds you why movie theaters still matter.
But is it all engine and no horsepower? Does it live up to the premise? Is it worth buying a ticket before it disappears from theaters?
You'll have to watch my spoiler-free review to find out.
🎥 Watch the full review now: https://NielFlamm.com/videos
If you've already seen Motor City, join the discussion. I'd love to hear whether you agree with my take.
A Quiet Starbucks, A Productive Afternoon, and the Experience I Expected
This afternoon, after watching Motor City at the Regal Palmetto Grande and before heading to a recovery meeting on Daniel Island, I stopped by the Starbucks on Daniel Island to get some writing done.
It was a late Saturday afternoon, and I noticed something unusual.
I was the only guest in the entire store.
This Starbucks is spacious, clean, and inviting. While I worked on LinkedIn posts, blog articles, and other content, the team members were busy doing what great teams do—cleaning, restocking, and preparing the store for the next morning's customers. They were focused, professional, and creating the kind of environment you'd want to walk into when the doors opened the next day.
The music during today's visit was exactly what I'd expect in a Starbucks. It was playing through the store speakers and was a fun, eclectic mix. I caught what I believe was some Björk, followed by the classic Landslide by Fleetwood Mac. It fit the atmosphere perfectly and made for a relaxing place to spend a couple of productive hours.
Ironically, this reminded me of another Starbucks experience I had recently at the location near my home in Mount Pleasant. I wrote a blog post and shared a video because music was playing in the café that probably wasn't part of the corporate-approved playlist. I even recorded it so people would know I wasn't making it up.
Today's visit was exactly what I expected from the Starbucks brand: a comfortable, welcoming place where I could sit, think, write, and be productive.
I've included the video from today's visit with this post.
Join the discussion.