If You Can't Park It, Maybe Don't Drive It

Today around 4:00 PM EDT at the Rivertowne Harris Teeter, I stumbled across another parking masterpiece.

I have a simple philosophy in life:

If I can't park a vehicle between two giant painted lines, I'm getting a smaller vehicle.

Apparently, not everyone shares this revolutionary concept.

This particular driver parked like they were fleeing a bank robbery, avoiding an asteroid strike, or both.

Look, nobody is perfect. We all have bad days.

But if your SUV needs parts of three parking spaces to feel emotionally supported, it might be time to reconsider your relationship with that vehicle.

Just a thought from a guy with one leg who somehow manages to stay between the lines.

Until the next installment of Internet Garbage...