I Didn’t Win… And Neither Did You (Probably) 🎰💸

Well… I didn’t win the Mega Millions.

And I’m pretty sure you didn’t either.

How do I know? Because the jackpot went up, which means nobody hit the big one. Congratulations to all of us for continuing our streak of not becoming instant billionaires.

The next Mega Millions drawing is Tuesday.

But don’t worry! We have another opportunity to make questionable financial decisions tonight with Powerball. Tickets are just $2 each (before they tempt you with Power Play, Power-Up, Mega-Super-Ultra-Deluxe-Whatever-They-Call-It).

As a reminder, if you head out to buy a ticket because of this blog post, a friendly gratuity for the person who reminded you—namely me—is highly recommended… by me.

I don’t make the rules. Actually, I just did.

Better yet… anyone interested in joining a lottery pool? Reach out! If we’re all going to lose, we might as well lose together. And if we win? I’ll happily volunteer to hold the giant check for the photo.

Good luck tonight!

Someone has to win. It might as well be one of us.