For Just $7, You Can Pretend to Be a Billionaire 💸🎰

The combined jackpots for Powerball and Mega Millions have now climbed to over $1.1 BILLION.

• Powerball (Monday): $476 million

• Mega Millions (Tuesday): $637 million

The grand total to buy one ticket for each drawing? Just $7.

For the price of a fancy coffee, you can spend the next couple of days deciding whether your first purchase is a beach house, a sports car, or finally replacing that thing you’ve been saying you’ll replace for years.

The odds? Let’s just say they’re “character building.”

But if one of those tickets turns out to be the winner, remember who reminded you. A generous “thank you” contribution would be greatly appreciated by the Department of Niel’s Lottery Awareness Program.

And if you’re interested in putting together a lottery pool, let me know. We can increase our odds from “almost impossible” to… well… “slightly less almost impossible.”

Good luck, everyone!