Guess Who Didn't Win Mega Millions? 😂💰

Me.

And... unless you're reading this from your private island, probably you too.

How do I know?

Because nobody won the Mega Millions jackpot, it has now climbed to $672 million.

That means tonight's Powerball jackpot of $498 million pushes the combined jackpots to shy of $1.2 BILLION.

I’m seeing a lot of commas.

And for just $2, you can buy a Powerball ticket and spend the next 24 hours mentally redesigning your life.

I've already got a rough plan.

I'd take care of my family.

I'd invest in the communities and causes that mean something to me.

I'd help out my friends. (If you aren't one now... applications after the drawing will not be accepted. 😄)

Then I'd pick up a sweet ride, buy a home on the beach, and maybe even find a future ex-wife to enjoy it all with.

Hey, at least I'm planning.

Will I win?

The odds say no.

Will I spend two bucks to dream for a day?

Absolutely.

Sometimes $2 isn't about buying a lottery ticket. It's about buying permission to imagine what's possible.

Good luck tonight—and if one of us wins, remember who reminded you.